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Q: Why do modern US presidents oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between them and the First.
Q: What do US presidents call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between a US president’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is to jail pot smokers.
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical presidential backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four. The backer can feed four states.
Q: If the president and Congress were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and a Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What do you call the US after eight years of Bush and a Conservative congress?
A: Bushwacked.
Q: Why don’t modern presidents pray?
A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
Q. What do US presidents call an election that can be hacked without detection?
A: Democracy.
Q. What do US presidents call taxing the poor to give to the rich?
A. Bailouts.
Q. What do ordinary people call bailouts?
A. Class war.
Tweaked from a partisan bash email, plus a few extra I added.
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