Q: Why do modern US presidents oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between them and the First.
Q: What do US presidents call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between a US president’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is to jail pot smokers.
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical presidential backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four. The backer can feed four states.
Q: If the president and Congress were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and a Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What do you call the US after eight years of Bush and a Conservative congress?
Q: Why don’t modern presidents pray?
A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
Q. What do US presidents call an election that can be hacked without detection?
Q. What do US presidents call taxing the poor to give to the rich?
Q. What do ordinary people call bailouts?
A. Class war.
Tweaked from a partisan bash email, plus a few extra I added.