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wedding nite bedAugust 5, 2008

Humor: A handsome man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.  On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” asked the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

“Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

“Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

“Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

“Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

“Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

“Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

“Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

“Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

“Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was … well you get the drift.  God, I miss him.

“But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.”

“Wonderful,” said the husband, “but why?”

“You’re with the ‘GOVERNMENT’… This time I KNOW I’m gonna get SCREWED.”

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